Harvie Krumpet's 10 Fakts of Life

10 Fakts

Fakt 48 : fakts still exist even if they are ignored.

Fakt 116 : Certain frogs can come back to life when thawed. Humans do not.

Fakt 142 : a cigarette is a substitute for your mothers nipple.

Fakt 268 : There are three times for chickens in the world than humans.

Fakt 372 : The trouble with nude dancing is that not everything stops when the music does.

Fakt 586 : Love does not conquer all.

Fakt 698 : The average person uses nineteen miles of dental floss in their lifetime.

Fakt 804 : 42 % of the population can’t remember their pin number.

Fakt 914 : alcohol can cause drunkeness and nudity.

Fakt 1034 : Life is like cigarette . Smoke it to the butt.

  [Edited by Sophie P. ]